February 2012
7 tags
My dad sees my computer background (Tate and...
My dad: who's that?
Me: me.
My dad: and?
Me: Evan Peters.
My dad: who's that?
Me: my boyfriend.
My dad: is it another music star you're obsessed about?
Me: no.
My dad: who is it then?
Me: my boyfriend!
My dad: well, tell me about him..
Me: wellll.. He's a psychopath, and he's dead..... and he kills people he likes.
My dad: well, who wouldn't wish for that?..
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
1d—giveaways:
This is so awkward because I don’t get messages. Y U NO ASK ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS?!? Make them EMBARASSING idk.
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
punkest:
DUDE DON’T TALK ABOUT TUMBLR OUTSIDE TUMBLR!!!!!!!!1! JUST BECAUSE IT’S THE 10th MOST USED SOCIAL NETWORK (INTERNATIONAL RANKING) AND IT HAS REACHED 10 BILION POSTS LAST YEAR IT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SECRET!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: i'm scared of the idea having a boring life and never find someone who loves me who i am.. i hate the feeling..
quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
WHAAT
My bolg had been visited 19.811 times.
I refreshed my page (like, 5 minutes after last time) and it’s on 19.852????
Hi guuuys
arianazolciaksbelly:
spicybutthole:
kittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
I SCREAMED
i love her faces
Right before it happens ‘oh shit’
Come to my ask and anonymously tell me your...
wonderful-one-direction:
feeling loving and helpful beautifuls xx
I'm not Tumblr famous.
bl0wbubblesn0tb0yss:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have alot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
tens..
Reblog if you want (1) cute anon message today.
emlih:
summertangledinmyhair:
make me feel better… please
^
Probably aussies or something ..
Guys.. Justin's birthday is only tomorrow..
Why are there ‘happy bday Justin’ posts already?!
So Zayn’s something dies and what do people do? Threat to kill people who come near him..
My grandpa in my room trying to make pep talk